Wii CyberBike, Oh Lord, What’s Next?

October 12th, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Views: 2,249 | 32 Comments

Last week, we saw the Everlast Wii dumbbells, which were pretty ridiculous to begin with, but now, the Wii is getting a bike! It’s only a matter of time before you can own the complete Wii gym!

The Wii Cyber Bike is set to release sometime on 2010 with one of the only 2 games its compatible with. The game it comes with looks pretty weird to say the least, but the other game it’s compatible with is Mario Kart Wii. Mario Kart could be very interesting with this. It seems like there’s no official price just yet. My guess is going to be $129.99 for the bike and game, but DON’T go quoting me on that. Wii Fit costs $89.99 and its just a board, this is a bike, so expect to pay a bit more for this. I’ll let everyone know when you can buy the rest of the Wii gym, which includes the Wii treadmill, Wii elliptical, and Wii punching bag(just kididng…or am I?).

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32 Comments

MasterShakeNBake
October 13, 2009
Reply #1

Everyone put your livestrong bracelets on its time for the Tour De France!!! I’ll let you insert your own one testicle joke here

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Techi
October 12, 2009
Reply #2

When will they learn that gamers don’t want to get in shape. We want to spend our hours face to face with the screen, yelling at fictional characters, and eating bagel bits and drinking Mt. Dew. xD

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Cynicalbrit
October 12, 2009
Reply #3

I could think of some great ways to combine certain wii attachments for my own amusement.

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Bombproofpigeon
October 12, 2009
Reply #4

Wow, that is ridiculous!

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Kiam74
October 12, 2009
Reply #5

i cant wait for the Wii treadmill

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Sundowner
October 12, 2009
Reply #6

Whens the wii comb coming out?

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- JesusHMacy
  October 21, 2009
  Reply #7
  
  Its been out for months didn’t ya hear
  
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UberRyan
October 12, 2009
Reply #8

Wii Fleshlight.

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xMab94x
October 12, 2009
Reply #9

I.. just wow. no fail. lol

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CiviCity
October 12, 2009
Reply #10

Next thing you know it’s going to be the wii speedtrack or w/e it’s called lol

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KR3W619
October 12, 2009
Reply #11

Just buy a REAL bike!

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Kenyi
October 12, 2009
Reply #12

Well, as sad as it seems, Nintendo seems to aim at personal health instead of endless streams (but fun ones nonetheless) of Mario, Metroid and Zelda sequels. I’m sorry nintendo, I still love the old you.

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Johanso
October 12, 2009
Reply #13

I’m looking forward to Wii CyberPolevault, or Wii CyberJavlin…. good times ahead people!

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HitokiriBoricua
October 12, 2009
Reply #14

Like I’ve previously said before, Nintendo amazes me everyday. I have no words for this

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DeltronZero000
October 12, 2009
Reply #15

Wow, just wow. I cant believe that Nintendo will keep endorsing this stuff. Soon theres going to be a Wii Everything. There’s probably going to be a Wii Wii.. Play the Wii while you play the Wii. But what really surprises is the people stupid enough to buy this carp. The bike is probably cheap plastic and is gonna break right when you start to pedal

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Death_Monkey
October 12, 2009
Reply #16

when I read “The Wii Cyber Bike is set to release sometime on 2010 with one of the only 2 games its compatible with.” that’s when I started laughing, because NO ONE is going to buy this. Nintendo seems to be losing more of their fans everyday.

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xDSJxPyro
October 12, 2009
Reply #17

This is a new low. Who loves riding bikes? Do you hate having to go outside to ride your bike? Well you are in luck, introducing The Wii Cycle, no longer do you have to drag that old thing out of the garage. You can now go on a virtual bike ride in the comfort of your own home. That is the commercial for this stupid thing. What will they think of next?

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xsutra
October 12, 2009
Reply #18

Wow, that’s just gayness to the extreme.

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Sogen
October 12, 2009
Reply #19

lol nintendo how you make me chuckle

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Xero
October 12, 2009
Reply #20

Would be fun with you were on the bike with a wii zapper… shooting things.. pew pew!!!

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- Kreyg
  October 12, 2009
  Reply #21
  
  Someone tweeted me on twitter suggesting they remake paper boy with this. I feel that would be pretty cool
  - Kenyi
    October 12, 2009
    Reply #22
    
    I would have to agree on that.
    
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SpudFella
October 12, 2009
Reply #23

Here’s an idea…BUY A REAL FUCKING BIKE AND GO OUTSIDE!

Nintendo need to stop pusing the Wii as an exercise program and start making some good games that I actually want to play instead of this bollocks. -_-

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MoeThirteen
October 12, 2009
Reply #24

this idea has been around forever! this isn’t new or cutting edge. nintendo is losing it.

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- Kreyg
  October 12, 2009
  Reply #25
  
  yes, why don’t people just go and guy real exercise equipment?
  
  I’m don’t play games for my health or fitness…
  - DeadStretch
    October 12, 2009
    Reply #26
    
    It’s cause some people are lazy and need an incentive to exercise maybe…lol
    
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wwefreak45
October 12, 2009
Reply #27

This is ridicules. Wii turned from family entertainment to interactive all in one excersise machine…Soon enough we’ll see a Wii Boflex in there.. -.- but you never know. Wii should drop out of the Gaming world and focus on the Exercise world. :/ and i am not hating on the Wii or Nintendo but I am just looking at the way the Wii is going. ~~DT!!

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Visualsights
October 12, 2009
Reply #28

*facepalm* then *flips table* then makes a bonfire for all the Wiicyberbikes >_>

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DeadStretch
October 12, 2009
Reply #29

DUDE! I fucking called it!!! I so did! The bike and the punching bag!( if that’s not a joke)

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Tovan
October 12, 2009
Reply #30

Wh…where would you put this? This will fail just because of the size factor, never mind the flipping useless factor. Who the hell is getting paid to think up ideas like this?

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Dynamitekyle
October 12, 2009
Reply #31

Wow, they are REALLY cashing in on the fact that people think the Wii can give them good exercise. This is becoming ridiculous.

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