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“She Cries as I F&#K Her”


Well, that wins the award right there for best line in a video game.  Well, not really, but it is a line in Assassins Creed II.  The game is said to have some rather sexual content on top of the line, “she cries as I f**k her.”  The ESRB used the words “strong sexual overtones” to describe it.  The game is said to have some scenes that take place in brothels as well, yay.

This is shaping up to be my kind of game.  Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Assassins Creed II offers it’s a users a “Seduction mini-game” that will work like this,

players are able to press buttons to kiss a woman and remove her dress; with the woman’s back facing the camera, the two characters lower to bed and blow out a candle.

Whatever the case, I’m sure this all helped lead the ESRB to Rating the game “M” for Masturba…..  Assassins Creed II is set to hit stores November 17th.

Assassin’s Creed II Rating Information [ESRB via VG247]

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24 Comments
  • swatmaster68 swatmaster68
    November 12, 2009
    Reply #1

    Lol..should be interesting

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  • Rmak rmakulate
    November 12, 2009
    Reply #2

    omg more sexual material I must buy now!! Just like the Hot Coffee almost. Haha

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  • jake1214 jake1214
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #3

    hahaha now I really cant wait for this game

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  • Error death_monkey
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #4

    M for Masturbation INDEED!

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  • sumo390 sumo390
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #5

    Instant buy. I must have this game.

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  • peter punkovision
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #6

    intresting >_> :p

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  • Techi techi
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #7

    Hrm, I might just rent this game after all…

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  • FaithlessDave FaithlessDave
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #8

    Sentual Seduction?
    Doggy Style?
    Snoop dogs creative words come to mind in these moments.

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  • Josal Josalman
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #9

    O__________O gettin game now (fap) ^__^ lols

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  • reich yallo
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #10

    Well, I’m definitely getting this game now. :)

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  • Killgore947 Killgore947
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #11

    I’m sure she’s blowing more things out than candles ;)

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  • freefallforall freefallforall
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #12

    You know moms are gonna bitch and make the game rated “A”

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  • Reaper xReaper29
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #13

    Wow, just wow.

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  • Error death_monkey
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #14

    Now I’m interested in this game! :D

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  • MasterOfAwesomeness MasterOfAwesomeness
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #15

    When I read this I imagined the dancing mini-game in Ballad of Gay Tony.

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  • woofer woofer28
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #16

    Taken straight from the pedo-bear diaries .lol

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  • CEF CEFYN
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #17

    Yesh Please!!!

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  • CiviCity MrTastyDDR
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #18

    woot, the mini game better have a good ending :3

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  • MrM13D MrM13D
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #19

    ehh, you know really game makers only put this stuff in because it will sell the game. It really puts in my mind that the game makers are saying that its not such a great game but hell at least you can have digital sex. I’m not getting AC2 because i tried to replay the first one and it was just so boring, I cant stand long ass cut scenes which only serve a purpose of telling you “kill this guy” and then your off to do so.

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  • ChampIDC ChampIDC
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #20

    That’s loltastic! I’ll be getting this for my birthday in December.

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  • the realest1 Chris_is_dop3
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #21

    Damm! this is my type of game.I’m getting this for sure.

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  • Richard Reyes
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #22

    That’s why this game is called ASSASSins Creed 2. lol

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  • MacMan naim380
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #23

    OMG someting is growingXD

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  • Tovan Tovan
    November 11, 2009
    Reply #24

    The ESRB is amazing at descriptions, even when they’re trying to be completely serious.

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