Well, that wins the award right there for best line in a video game.  Well, not really, but it is a line in Assassins Creed II.  The game is said to have some rather sexual content on top of the line, “she cries as I f**k her.”  The ESRB used the words “strong sexual overtones” to describe it.  The game is said to have some scenes that take place in brothels as well, yay.

This is shaping up to be my kind of game.  Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Assassins Creed II offers it’s a users a “Seduction mini-game” that will work like this,

players are able to press buttons to kiss a woman and remove her dress; with the woman’s back facing the camera, the two characters lower to bed and blow out a candle.

Whatever the case, I’m sure this all helped lead the ESRB to Rating the game “M” for Masturba…..  Assassins Creed II is set to hit stores November 17th.

Assassin’s Creed II Rating Information [ESRB via VG247]