As you can see from the video, YouTube user RigorMortis999 has figured out more useful things to do with his one hand than fap. This was not only an awesome display of talent but an awesome playing of the Super Mario Bros theme song.
Take this as inspiration to know that your hands are more useful than you make them out to be.
Mario Theme with One Hand Only [YouTube via Kotaku]
Liar! He is also using his foot for the sustain pedals!
Nah, that was fucking great!
My hand would be so sore after playing that… if I could.
hmmm makes me wanna take out my keyboard and start playing too =D Props
that is just badass talent, he should be in a mario playing band or something :s
werd i saw this jappeneese kid doing same thing….but wit 2 hands….it was still cool tho
and this to 
Epic skills like that are hard to find.
in the words of borat very nice the sound is just win
so much win!*faps*
that picture header is really funny hahaha but anyways the dudehas talent
But the way he got so good at that was Fapping thats wat i think
lols i mean yea……………… -_____-
Dam, so much talent was just displayed
Damn that guy is good.
That was so cool
This is a great re-imagining of the SMB theme, especially considering the talent required to do it with one hand. There are definitely points where he has to slow down the tempo to get it right but it is awesome anyway.
fapping+X=music skillz
talented little fapper
Very Awesome, and props for doing more then fapping XD!
Damn that must of took a lot of practice. But, was totally worth it.