While Microsoft is busy patenting stuff to make you exercise, it looks like Nintendo wants us to relax. Nintendo recently filed for the trademark “WiiRelax.” Speculation from the guys at Go Nintendo is that it is some sort of vitality sensor of some kind.
One can only imagine what Nintendo has in mind for this. Until then just relax. What do you think of this one guys/gals?
Nintendo Trademarks WiiRelax [Go Nintendo via Destructoid]
what wii we do when it gets announced?
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New from Nintendo it’s Wii Relax. Enjoy the pleasure of sitting in a chair doing fuck all to get the highest score of motionless relaxation.
Seriously Nintendo is getting on my tits, my Wii hardly ever gets played because there’s fuck all to buy. >:(
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I can see this now, the package comes with a game disc featuring psychedelic hits from the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Tool, etc… And along with that you get the attachment, the Wii Bong, PLUS 10 kilos of Marijuana to get you started. Is this really the direction you want to go in Nintendo?
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Nintendo has to start making games like Conduit and the new Metroid next year. They need to start focusing on better use of there graphics processor not wii relax. I think they need to relax on their bullshit.
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I agree with jesus.
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Nintendo should “relax” and stop doing stupid shit
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hahaha, it’s so true though, they have been getting out of control lately.
Next is gonna be Wii Masturbate.
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it’ll come with a hand attachment for the wii mote…. rated E for everyone
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Hmmm. Nintendo has been patenting some weird sh*t recently haven’t they. One can only speculate as to what their mad plans are.
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I relax by watching Swift or Viper rage at L4D2
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Sorry, I have no need to pay a company just to relax..
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I think I have to agree with you on that on bro
“Relaxing” can be done in many ways, and some which we do pay for today without much thought behind it. Watching TV for example can be relaxing.
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