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10 of The Past Decade’s Worst Console Games


That last decade flew by didn’t it?  The last 10 years has provided us with some good games, some great games, and some really bad games.  It’s easy to remember the great games we’ve all played, but it’s even easier to forget the bad ones.  Today, we’re going to remind you of those bad games.

The first nine games on the list are not in any order, but the last game we feel is the worst game of the last 10 years.  The list starts from 2000.  Sorry everyone, no Superman 64 on this list.

Sonic Shuffle was Bad

Sonic Shuffle

It was about this time that I began to lose faith in Sega and Sonic in general.  Sonic as we all know it has taken a turn for the worse, but before Sonic was competing with Mario at the Olympics, he was competing against him on the Sega Dreamcast with Sonic Shuffle.

Sonic Shuffle was clearly aimed to compete with Mario Party at the time, but it failed and it failed miserably.  The game was a hodgepodge of poorly designed mini games and long load times and overall it wasn’t very fun to play.


X marks the bad game

X-Squad

X-Squad was a game that had some potential, but it failed to deliver.  The game was a 3rd person shooter and tried squad based combat and offered players bad control, cheesy cut scenes, bad voice acting, and very boring gameplay.  Enough to make it a bad game.

It was the first PS2 game that really failed to impress and was just bad.  It wasn’t too long after the game came out that it started showing up in bargin bins.  Even at bargin prices, people still didn’t want to buy it.


Big Pile of Guano

Batman: Dark Tomorrow

One of the best ways to enjoy this game is just by avoiding it altogether.  Even die hard Batman fans won’t touch this big pile of guano.  Batman Dark Tomorrow was probably one of the worst super hero games ever.

Batman Dark Tomorrow was originally to be a Gamecube exclusive, but was released on the Xbox as well.  It saw many delays before its release in 2003. When people finally played it, there were some that wished there had been another delay.  It was bad, so bad they canceled the PS2 port.

The game itself seemed like it was incomplete and half way finished.  Every aspect of the game, aside from the story seemed like it was either rushed or broken.  Bad graphics, horrible control, atrocious gameplay, and bad level design help to make this one of the worst games in the last 10 years.


Wasn't Bad-proof

50 Cent Bulletproof

This game would sell purely based on who’s in it and not because it’s a good game.  Anyone who bought it can tell you that it was an awful game.  The game was just one more gimmick that fiddy had going, on top of things like his movie which was out at that time.

Most people, including the die hard fiddy fans were disappointed.  The game made poor use of its licensed music and had many other problems to boot.  With all it’s problems and horrible story, it’s great fit for this list.


Pointless Game

Pimp My Ride

The TV show was bad enough, why did it need to become a game?  The game was just a lame attempt to make money off the “Pimp My Ride” name.  The game itself was just a complete and utter mess and nothing could help pimp it out, not even Xzibit himself.

The game was basically playing the same minigames over and over and over and over and over.  You get the point.  When you finally got to pimp out rides it was thoughtless and not even fun.  This game should have never been made.


Made U3E Look Bad

Hour of Victory

When you think of why you’re sick of WWII fps, think of Hour of VictoryHour of Victory has the honor of not only being one of the worst WWII shooters, but it’s the first game to make the Unreal III Engine look bad.

The game is your typical WWII shooter and offered a boring, dull, unexciting atmosphere that made you want to just throw the game away.  Hour of Victory is one of the most unoriginal games in the last 10 years.  With games like this, it’s no wonder Midway went bankrupt.


Great Concept, Horribly Executed

Turning Point: Fall of Liberty

Turning Point is one of the biggest letdowns ever.  The concept of the game was unique and interesting.  Set in an alternate reality, where the Nazi’s invade the US because they never fight in WWII

The concept was interesting and had great potential, but the game was a complete disaster.   The game failed mostly because of how the development was managed, or should we say how it wasn’t. 

Joeseph Mauke who was part of the development team came out and said the game’s development was “horribly mismanaged” and that the whole project was a mess.

Turning Point‘s concept wasn’t enough to save it. It’s been branded with a mark of shame and that’s a shame because it could have been a good game.


WTF were they thinking?

Ninjabread Man

What we have here is a Gingerbread man as a Ninja on Nintendo Wii.  What we don’t have here is a good game.  That’s right, this is one of the worst games ever made. Ninjabread man is a lackluster platformer that suffers from the usual ills of bad games.

The game has a severe case of the “B’s” It’s not only bad, but buggy and broken and as much as you try to look past it to try and have fun you can’t.  Ninjabread man is more frustrating than it’s worth.


This game bombed

Bomberman

What do you get when you try to remake a great classic like Bomberman?  A really bad game.  Bomberman on the Xbox 360 completely bombed. The game was a poor poor remake of an awesome game.

It’s almost certain that any gamer out there would rather play the original Bomberman any day over this one. There was so much wrong with the game and it’s a disgrace to the Bomberman series and video games a whole. This is why some classics should not be remade.

The worst game of the past decade is….



B-Hero = Bad Game

Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis

Are you a fan of Aquaman?  Well this game is something not even the most die hard Aquaman fan would want to touch.  Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis is just a mess all the way though. Can we even call this mess a game?  I guess we have to for the purpose of this list.

TDK offered us something Aquaman, that something was a game with no depth, bad controls, and bad and repetitive gameplay.  It seemed TDK had no idea what to do with this game and didn’t do a very good job at portraying Aquaman properly.

Aquaman: Battle For Atlantis is the worst game of the last 10 years.  This will be a game that only the reviewers and a few poor fools played.  You will more than likely see this game at your local game store sitting there on the shelf, where it’s been and will continue to be.

There you have it.  Was this all the bad games of the last decade?  Of course not!   This was just a list of 10 that we here at HBG feel were among the worst.

We encourage you to share some games you feel were some of the worst of this last decade.

Dishonorable Mentions:
Soldier of Fortune: Payback
Sonic The Hedgehog (360)
Tony Hawk Ride
Two Worlds
Earth Defense Force
Anubis II
and many others


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37 Comments
  • Dingus Dingus
    January 21, 2010
    Reply #1

    Many of the games on that list I haven’t even heard of, but the ones I have heard of I definitely agree with.

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  • Thierry Thierry
    January 3, 2010
    Reply #2

    Kreyg! I know for fact that you were in love with two worlds before I brought my Elder scroll 4 oblivion at your house lol
    X aquad and 50 cents are bad but nowhere near worse of last decade. Iron man was crap, enter the matrix was garbage

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  • scp_chelsea scp_chelsea
    January 3, 2010
    Reply #3

    lol pimp my ride XD

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  • kuz101 kuz101
    January 3, 2010
    Reply #4

    I actually enjoyed Turning Point, i just went through the game melee killing everyone like Jason Bourne. good thing my friend bought it

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  • CiviCity MrTastyDDR
    January 2, 2010
    Reply #5

    oh god bomberman act zero, i remember that on armake21(now is boxedentertainment21) reviewing BM:A0 god it was really horrible.

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  • FartPants FartPants
    January 1, 2010
    Reply #6

    I didn’t think the 50 Cent game was that bad…I could think of a dozen other games that could take its place on that list.

    Sonic Riders
    True Crime: Streets of New York
    Alone in the Dark
    Battle Rage
    Escape From Bug Island
    Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
    Ready 2 Rumble Revolution
    187 Ride Or Die
    Haze
    Lair
    25 To Life
    Enter The Matrix

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  • Zorulu Zorulu
    January 1, 2010
    Reply #7

    Most of the games I haven’t even heard of, did they suck that bad? :O

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  • Popo popotatocakes
    January 1, 2010
    Reply #8

    Back in the days when I didn’t have any idea of game reviews and had no good taste, I would’ve gone out and probably bought all of these games and thought they were good.

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  • JesusHMacy JesusHMacy
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #9

    Oh I played NinjaBread man once almost shot myself

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  • Boomkid Boomkid
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #10

    Good list. Most of those games I never heard of. Like the batman one, where did that comes from!?

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  • Dudinator The_Dudinator
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #11

    Big Rigs should be on there. Worst game ever.

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  • peteru peteru
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #12

    You are only saying Pimp My Ride was bad because you are spoiled by GTA and other M-rated games. Pimp My Ride was the best under-18 sandbox world driving game and simulator for PS2 and you know it.

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  • Spooge Jobblepoodgins
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #13

    A good way to help someone improve on something you think is flawed is to not bash on them and actually try to tell them what’s wrong.

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  • Blue Wolf Blue Wolf X53
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #14

    Ahh Hour of Victory and Turning Point two WWII games that I was glad to drop kick. Good times Good times

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  • Andrew master207
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #15

    Sonic Shuffle that was like one of my favorite dream cast games

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  • Nic mistyrosenic
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #16

    They must have been really bad if I don’t remember them.

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  • Darkness darkness2386
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #17

    Earth Defense Force 2017 was so bad but in a good way.

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  • tuner tuner_racer
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #18

    avoided every single game on theat list. i only wonder why tony hawk still likes ride even though im starting to find in the clerance bin

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  • KR3W619 KR3W619
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #19

    Woo i avoided every single game on that list.

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  • Eric Rocker2791
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #20

    yea, i didn’t play any of those either, almost tried Pimp My Ride, but decided against it.

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  • Yo-Yo Xaxzas
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #21

    I agree with all of these except for Sonic Shuffle. I loved that game and played it to the day my Dreamcast broke.

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  • cynicalbrit cynicalbrit
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #22

    I managed to avoid every single game on your list of shame. I feel special.

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  • Thunder Thunder_Rieder
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #23

    Oh man, I remember hearing stories of Aquaman and ninjabread man, People described it in the same way a person would describe getting eaten by a shark

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  • Cross Cross
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #24

    The worst game, or rather demo, that I can remember playing this decade is GoDai: Elemental Force on the PS2. All too fitting that the name sounds like “Go Die”, something that I’d like to say to the developers given the chance.

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  • DeadStretch DeadStretch
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #25

    That’s a pretty ‘unique’ list you got there. I usually try and forget all the bad games I play. The most recent one I play is Prototype. Idk, I just thought that game was horrible.

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  • Gil turinx
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #26

    Nice list, a lot of real stinkers on there.

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  • woofer woofer28
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #27

    I don’t think anyone was a fan of Aquaman to begin with lol.

    Anyway I agree with this list

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  • Evikitten evilkitten23
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #28

    I couldn’t for the of life of me get into Banjo-kazooie nuts and bolts. Aside from the fact that it caused me severe eye pains to play. The colour scheme was bad, the sounds hurt my ears. Bleh.. I took it back to blockbuster within 2 hours and had my brother exchange it for something else.

    Oh oh ohhhhhhhh! Blue Dragon! That was..thee worst by FAR! I got 10 minutes in and gave up.. Gameplay sucked. Voice acting dreadful. I deleted the game off my list to it won’t show up on my gaming history I’m THAT embarrassed that I even played it.

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  • Tovan Tovan
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #29

    I still don’t understand what the idea was behind that Bomberman game. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke.

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  • unholy_confession unholy_confession
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #30

    Drake of the 99 Dragons for the Xbox
    Superman 64 for the N64
    Kabuki Warriors for the Xbox
    KISS Pinball for the Playstation
    Sonic the Hedgehog for the PS3

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  • WNxAvenger WNxAvenger
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #31

    Pimp my ride. Really.

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    • kreyg Kreyg
      December 31, 2009
      Reply #32

      yes really, they made it and it was one of the worst games ever. it was clearly an attempt to make money off the brand name.

  • Eronios Eronios
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #33

    Zeno Clash has to be one of the worst games I’ve ever played. Horrendous voice acting, an overly-complicated storyline (thanks to the craziness of the world it was set in), and the combat, which was the main focus of it, needed to be revamped entirely because the AI could block almost whatever you threw at it. I had to resort to the same attacks over and over just to progress because the AI knew exactly when to block and counter my attacks while I struggled to do the same to them (I’d say I had about a 5% success rate on counters, and that’s being generous).

    Another game I can’t understand they released was Guitar Hero: Van Halen. Really? They needed the GH treatment? What’s next, Twisted Sister? Milli Vanilli?

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  • miller admiller14
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #34

    I don’t even remember half these games

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  • vaskar II_this_II
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #35

    Don’t for get Darkest of Days! Oh man was that a bad game….

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  • Lurkerzz Lurkerzz
    December 31, 2009
    Reply #36

    I have to agree with damn aquaman LOL

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    • BomeR BomeR
      January 1, 2010
      Reply #37

      HAZE

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