42 year old Robert Cushnie was made to choose between a 6 foot Orc (from World of Warcraft) statue or his wife. The wife, Dee told Robert that if he did not get rid of the “gruesome creature,” that she would move back to her homeland of Canada and without him. Robert was forced to choose between two of his most beloved possessions.
The couple is set to move to Canada later this month and because he does not want to lose his wife, Robert decided that his 6 year relationship with the statue had to end and Mr Orc would stay behind. This is a story of hope though, the Orc is being adopted by 61 year old Michael and 55 year old Patricia, who say, “We wanted him because he’s so unusual. Our grandkids love him.”
Robert on the other hand will miss his Orc, but said, “I’m glad he’s gone to a good home.”
It’s him Orc me [Scottish Sun via DToid]
YAHOO just got this story don’t you just love how bad they are. lol
Our grandkids love him. And it’s a great way to spice up the bedroom!
I hope the new owners of the statue washed all the stains off first.. lmao
Grats on making kotaku again kreyg!
That is what I call a hardcore gamer.
Seems to me that he kept the Orc after all.
Well at least the statue wasnt destroyed or anything like that.
That must have been very depressing for him.
I love how the guy is referring to the orc as if it’s a pet.
i think he married the wrong girl, if she was my wife…id still choose her, but ditch her for the lulz
If you are a real WoW addict, you’re better off single, lol.
Well at least he chose his Wife.
Wives = why husbands can’t have nice things
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Sounds like he married the wrong woman.
Yeah, I am going to have to go ahead and agree with you on that one Champ. She just didnt like it and couldn’t love her husband enough to let him keep it.
That’s creepy, a 60 y/o dude and his wife own this now. I wonder where it will go…Living room maybe? How about the Foyer. lol
I bet their kids will have nightmares.