Mario is the man who has saved the mushroom kingdom time and time again. What if what Mario was doing was a crime? Well, Mario might be a man who can survive the onslaught of Bowser and his minions, but prison? It looks like Mario isn’t such a tough guy after all. Poor Mario couldn’t take it anymore I guess.
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What about his brother in crime Luigi? I think out of all things Mario would become like the fat tough Mafia kind of guy, and Luigi would be somebodies bitch in prison.
Really nice, reminds me of that screw attack: the armory about mario’s feets
http://video.ign.com/dor/articles/931456/screwattack-the-armory/videos/TheArmory_MariosFeet_121008.html
Reminds me of Mario: Game Over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY
I always knew mario had a drug addiction
All he wanted was one kiss!
poor mario……..wait i wonder if the police were called toad police XP
That rope’s damn high, how did he even get in it?
OHHHHH, I C WUT THEY DID THUR.
he has killed like a million gooba’s and 10 browsers,
Aww poor goomba he probably had a family
makes me sad
Where the fu- what the fu-
That’s just wonderful.
All those poor Goombas he has killed over the years, and all the times “Sorry Mario, but Peach is in another castle,” takes it’s toll on people.
Ho many time has Peach gotten kidnapped? And Mario is always there to save her. Just lock Peach up already or get a gun Mario. You won’t have to do this anymore if you have a shaped piece of metal.