Mario Can’t Take It Anymore

Mario is the man who has saved the mushroom kingdom time and time again. What if what Mario was doing was a crime? Well, Mario might be a man who can survive the onslaught of Bowser and his minions, but prison? It looks like Mario isn’t such a tough guy after all. Poor Mario couldn’t take it anymore I guess.

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13 Comments on "Mario Can’t Take It Anymore"

  1. Mr.M13D August 7, 2010 at 16:52 - Reply

    What about his brother in crime Luigi? I think out of all things Mario would become like the fat tough Mafia kind of guy, and Luigi would be somebodies bitch in prison.

  2. outroxx August 7, 2010 at 12:49 - Reply

    Really nice, reminds me of that screw attack: the armory about mario’s feets

  3. Rocker2791 August 7, 2010 at 12:13 - Reply

    Reminds me of Mario: Game Over

    • tuner_racer August 7, 2010 at 23:39 - Reply

      I always knew mario had a drug addiction

  4. Mathew August 7, 2010 at 11:39 - Reply

    All he wanted was one kiss!

  5. nitroace3 August 7, 2010 at 10:54 - Reply

    poor mario……..wait i wonder if the police were called toad police XP

  6. dancinginfernal August 7, 2010 at 09:55 - Reply

    That rope’s damn high, how did he even get in it?


  7. stigg August 7, 2010 at 09:46 - Reply

    he has killed like a million gooba’s and 10 browsers,

  8. Arinaz August 7, 2010 at 03:54 - Reply

    Aww poor goomba he probably had a family :( makes me sad

  9. JesusHMacy August 7, 2010 at 03:12 - Reply

    Where the fu- what the fu-

  10. Sleep August 7, 2010 at 03:04 - Reply

    That’s just wonderful.

  11. xDSJxPyro August 7, 2010 at 02:50 - Reply

    All those poor Goombas he has killed over the years, and all the times “Sorry Mario, but Peach is in another castle,” takes it’s toll on people.

  12. UltimateSin August 7, 2010 at 02:27 - Reply

    Ho many time has Peach gotten kidnapped? And Mario is always there to save her. Just lock Peach up already or get a gun Mario. You won’t have to do this anymore if you have a shaped piece of metal.