Apply Portal Technology To Your Books

So one of the biggest questions in life is ‘how do I transport objects from one end of my books to the other?’. Well, you haven’t heard of Aperture Science have you? With their perfect and infallible technology on your side nothing can go wrong — well not many things anyway.

Reddit user TriangleMen’s friend did him a solid by taking some metal and using his CNC machine to make the illusion of the little man running through your books via portal technology. I have the sad news of informing everyone that these are not available for sale, but maybe TriangleMen and his friend will get the drift and put some up on Etsy.

Also I’ll have no talk about cake being a lie. The cake is like diamonds — forever!

[Reddit via Technabob]

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6 Comments on "Apply Portal Technology To Your Books"

  1. II_this_II September 4, 2010 at 13:54 - Reply

    I want one!

  2. MrTastyDDR September 2, 2010 at 19:44 - Reply

    there should be a novel, hell a movie about the game, Portal :d

    • II_this_II September 4, 2010 at 13:54 - Reply

      Book maybe BUT NO WAY A MOVIE! Its going to suck like all the other ones

  3. Rocker2791 September 2, 2010 at 16:50 - Reply

    Now that’s cool

  4. xDSJxPyro September 2, 2010 at 16:45 - Reply

    If only these allowed me to get though books faster. Non the less, these do look pretty bad-ass. Then again what video game player has enough books that you will need one of these?

    • ramzca September 2, 2010 at 22:27 - Reply

      They can be used to hold games, too.