So one of the biggest questions in life is ‘how do I transport objects from one end of my books to the other?’. Well, you haven’t heard of Aperture Science have you? With their perfect and infallible technology on your side nothing can go wrong — well not many things anyway.
Reddit user TriangleMen’s friend did him a solid by taking some metal and using his CNC machine to make the illusion of the little man running through your books via portal technology. I have the sad news of informing everyone that these are not available for sale, but maybe TriangleMen and his friend will get the drift and put some up on Etsy.
Also I’ll have no talk about cake being a lie. The cake is like diamonds — forever!