Bob’s GTA IV SA World F*cking Tour 2012 Diary And Photos

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Dear HBG & Mom,

The tour was a wild success. We toured everywhere worthwhile throughout the wide world of San Andreas. We saw the sites, and made friends along the way. We stopped plenty of times for necessities such as fuel, beer, cigarettes, and combos. All of them were absolutely awesome. We even made the HBG San Andreas News! I mean, that was obvious from the header of this whole post.

However, there were some losses. Great men fell victim to the god of the road. He/She is a cruel mistress that will give, but always remind of what it gave you by taking one of your friends.

Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for our fallen brethren, and say a prayer…

Oh God of the road, you giveth, and you taketh. Our fallen brothers might have not made the journey, but they will never be forgotten. We do ask that you give them plenty of beer, cigarettes, skittles, and combos in the after-life. A-men.

I hope you all enjoyed our journey on the road. We saw sites like Area 51, Penis rock, the dam, spent some time in Las Venturas, and even got to stand on a mock pirate ship. Have to admit, that was definitely my personal favorite moment. You can see all the photos from the journey above this wonderful letter I’ve written to all of you, and my mother.

Enjoy the photo album above and we’ll see you all next year for HBG’s GTA IV SA World Fucking Tour 2013!

Love you with all my heart,

Bob

PS: Send money for Combos, thanks!!

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  1. By JustAndrew on 01-19-2012 10:42

    Just went through all 29 images. That cast, that tour, was so much fun. It's amazing just how much fun we can have with simple stuff like that. We have to do it again some day.

    PS: Money for Combos still hasn't arrived. Getting worried now.

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  2. By Tojimaru on 01-19-2012 10:45

    I love how I just read all that in the same voice that Kreyg used on the cast. As Andrew said, that was a great stream.
    P.S. Send money for combos.

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  3. By BrandonR2 on 01-19-2012 10:54

    There must be an easier way to skip through those pictures instead of reloading the entire page. How do I open the whole album to view?

    Great pictures nonetheless. Had a lot of laughs at that cast.

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  4. By A Dog in a Wig on 01-19-2012 10:59

    Man when something we do breeds an on-site meme, you know it's good.

    And this one arguably bred at LEAST two.

    The "YEAAHHH!!" and "P.S. Send money for Combos" are gonna be staples to come, I'm sure.

    Plus the blossoming of Aaron as Peter to the entire audience? One of the best weeks in quite a while.

    It's always a good problem to have a Week of the Year candidate in January.

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  5. By Fumbles Mcgee on 01-19-2012 11:18

    That was so much fun, I can't wait to do something like that again!!

    P.S. Send money for combos.

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  6. By Christian M. on 01-19-2012 12:13

    Many Combos were eaten and many cigarettes were smoked. Great tour by all!

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  7. By DanGlozier66 on 01-19-2012 13:25

    Aha what a fantastic night and cast! Can't wait for the next!

    'We're gonna stop off at every gas station and buy fuel, beer, cigarettes, combos and sex, the sex might be with each other but what happens on the road stays on the road, YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!'

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  8. By jesus guy on 01-19-2012 13:33

    Tour was great. Happy its an annual thing now and it will be a cast to remember.

    PS : No sissy's allowed dammit!

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  9. By UFC345 on 01-19-2012 16:05

    Such a great cast

    PS Found money for Combos

    PPS Send money for Combos

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  10. By UserAccount on 01-19-2012 16:23

    Yeaah! Great tour! YEAH!
    ps. more money for combos.

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  11. By jim94 on 01-19-2012 18:22

    Great memories will never be forgotten!
    More combos are needed, as the next world tour is going to be epic...YEAHHHHHH

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  12. By Davekraft on 01-19-2012 18:53

    Sadly, I wasn't able to make it to ANY of this.

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  13. By M4TH3W on 01-19-2012 22:53

    This was a truly monumental moment in HBG history. But sadly, it will all be down hill from here

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