Dear HBG & Mom,
The tour was a wild success. We toured everywhere worthwhile throughout the wide world of San Andreas. We saw the sites, and made friends along the way. We stopped plenty of times for necessities such as fuel, beer, cigarettes, and combos. All of them were absolutely awesome. We even made the HBG San Andreas News! I mean, that was obvious from the header of this whole post.
However, there were some losses. Great men fell victim to the god of the road. He/She is a cruel mistress that will give, but always remind of what it gave you by taking one of your friends.
Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for our fallen brethren, and say a prayer…
Oh God of the road, you giveth, and you taketh. Our fallen brothers might have not made the journey, but they will never be forgotten. We do ask that you give them plenty of beer, cigarettes, skittles, and combos in the after-life. A-men.
I hope you all enjoyed our journey on the road. We saw sites like Area 51, Penis rock, the dam, spent some time in Las Venturas, and even got to stand on a mock pirate ship. Have to admit, that was definitely my personal favorite moment. You can see all the photos from the journey above this wonderful letter I’ve written to all of you, and my mother.
Enjoy the photo album above and we’ll see you all next year for HBG’s GTA IV SA World Fucking Tour 2013!
Love you with all my heart,
PS: Send money for Combos, thanks!!